…. one crazy, and lazy young kitten for sale! I’m really not kidding! So who’ll start the bidding? Do I hear a dollar? A nickle? A penny? OH isn’t there isn’t there isn’t there ANY?! ONE kid who’ll buy this young kitten for sale? This CRAZY AND LAZY young kitten for sale.

(thank you Shell Silverstein for the poem, that I OLLIE-FIED)

Y’all … this cat. He is a mess. He wasn’t a mess for a while, but apparently he is either going through his toddler phase or teenager phase or a good mix of them both – I have no idea which one but I do not care for either or a mix of the two. Mercy. His new thing that has been going for MONTHS is that he will knock over his food and water bowls. Once it started happening quite frequently, and being the neat freak that I am, I had to figure out a way to put a stop to the absolute madness. So, clearly, google. Oh great google god told me that he either didn’t like his bowls or he didn’t like where I put his bowls. MMMKAY. So, first off, I switched up the spot that I had his bowls at. Nope – still knocked over the kitty food all over the floor. SO, I started shopping for new bowls. I bought bigger bowls, smaller bowls, ceramic bowls, etc. – NOTHING worked. Big Daddy even got in on the action (aka – my dad – for those that may not be familiar with him – that is his grandpa name, and YES he chose it) … he bought Ollie a feeder that is supposed to cease and desist all knocking over of the food! Nope, not for Ollie. Its STILL HAPPENING. If you have any suggestions – for the love of god – please share! For now, since he is so cute and cuddly, we will keep him!